Jem and The Holograms

Phrases I Have Grown Weary Of

When I was a little girl, I wanted to be the Queen.  Mostly because I wanted a tiara, but also because I wanted to make everyone do what I wanted to do.

As an adult, I still crave tiara’s and total control of the people around me.  As an adult I also know that while I can buy a tiara, world domination is probably out of the question.

But just in case I do get to be in charge one day, I would eliminate the following phrases from the English language:

1. Bring Your A Game:  Is it ever ok to bring your H game?   Does anyone have an H game.

2. Think outside the box:  You know what?  Boxes are pretty freakin’ useful.  They hold stuff and keep your crap from lying all over the place.  Lets show the box some respect.

3. Give 110%: Yawn

4. At the end of the day: You’re another day older, thats pretty much it.

5. It is What It Is:  I prefer, “Yeah, sucks to be you”.

6. Text Speak:  You’re talking, please use whole entire words.

7. Synergy:  Every time I hear it I think of Jem and The Holograms

What phrases are you sick of?

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